We hash on days when we have nothing better to do in the Yokohama/Yokosuka area. Check us out on Facebook and be sure to click the events below and signup so we know how many beers and condoms to buy!

Other harelines: Samurai, Sumo, Tokyo, Tokyo Ladies, Friday Fukov, Hayama

Train finders: Hyperdia, Jorudan, Ekikara.

August Beach Bash
Saturday, August 10, 2024 - 12:00 PM

Zushi Beach

Save the date!! Aug 10th.. Beach party! Birthdays, going aways, all the things. All day beach bash @Zushi.

Solstice Hash - mo ichido kudasai...
Friday, July 26, 2024 - 6:30 PM

Miharucho Park

Cost: 500 yen. There's a konbini and a McDonald's near the park.
Hare: Waah-Waah, Make it Stop
Nearest station: Horinouchi (Keikyu Line).
Trail length: 5km
Bring headlamps or flashlights, just in case.

Solstice Hash
Friday, June 21, 2024 - 6:30 PM

Cost: 500 yen. There's a konbini and a McDonald's near the park.
Hare: Waah-Waah, Make it Stop
Nearest station: Horinouchi (Keikyu Line).
Trail length: 5km
Bring headlamps or flashlights, just in case.

Fireworks and Drinking Practice
Thursday, May 30, 2024 - 4:00 PM

My house will be open for drinking practice at 1600. The closest station is Zushi-Hayama on the Keikyu line. I will have some snacks, beer and chu-hai, but please bring more to share. Zushi will be very crowded, so you may want to hit a convenie before you get to Zushi. There will be no marks to follow because of the crowds, A pin will be sent to guests who RSVP they are coming. Fireworks start at 1930, so we will head to our saved spot around 1830 or earlier.

Cinco de Mayo Hash
Friday, May 3, 2024 - 6:30 PM

Due to unforseen circumstances...
Mum's is taking over Trail!!
I'm gonna give you a very small taste of my version of HASH. Due to time contrains, Expect a very easy, short trail. But, this trail will pack a punch(This is a DRINKING group with a running problem). I highly recommend for the runners to stay together and the walker do the same (it will be more fun).
Price 500 yen per usual.
meeting time @1830 with run starting @1900
location @Shiyakushomae park
ON after at Mexican restaurant Gran Azteca Yokosuka.

Beachy Zushi Spring Hash
Friday, April 19, 2024 - 7:00 PM

Zushi JR train station

Short trail with a beachy ending ☀️

Drinking Practice: Kanamara Festival かなまら祭
Sunday, April 7, 2024 - 10:00 AM

Would you like to go to Kanamara festival together?
These pictures were taken from my visit last year.
Date: April 7 (Sunday) 4月7日(日)
Dress Code: Pink colour (ドレスコード: ピンク色)
Meeting point: 10 AM at Kawasaki Daishi St. North Exit 待ち合わせ場所: 10時 京急大師線「川崎大師」駅北口前
If you are arriving late, you may find a group of people wearing pink queuing to enter the shrine together.
Looking forward for your participation.

ST. Pattys DayTrail & Scavenger Hunt/Bar Crawl
Saturday, March 16, 2024 - 2:00 PM

Joint Hash with Samurai & Yoko-Yoko!
(500 ¥) Hare: Jacking Dead
(1000¥) Scavenger: BedNightNo(Tabun?)
Scavenger/Bar Crawl☘️
Some pesky leprechauns have stolen our gold! Wear your best green, or prepare to be pinched! Costumes encouraged! ☘️☘️☘️
Bring gold (1000¥)- this is part of the scavenger game and is put into a group drink tab at the final bar. Drinks NOT guaranteed. You gotta be fast and you gotta be lucky to find your tab!
First we do trail, then we circle up and start our scavenger hunt!
Scavenger: Two lucky hashers will draw to be named Leprechauns and given a pot of gold (bar cash) to go hide in a random bar of their choosing. They will have 30 minutes to plan and hide, and set up the bar tab. Then, they will post clues (on this Fb event) for us to find them. The harder the clues, the longer they drink on our tab!
-Everyone else teams up! Teams will be drawn at the event, by luck. We will “pick straws.”
-Every 15 minutes the Leprechauns will post a clue on this page, hinting the location of our gold
-Every time your team stops into a bar trying to find our pot of gold, you take a drink/shot *Bring extra money*
-Continue drinking and scavenging, with new clues every 15 minutes and a drink at every bar attempted on the way. Clues will get easier as they go.
The goal is to find the Leprechauns before the pot of gold runs out!! If your team finds the correct bar fast enough, congratulations, the bar tab is open! Hashers may order beer/chuhis/non-alcoholic drinks on the tab until it runs out. Be quick and be smart, because the faster you find your gold, the more you can drink on our tab!
(Pot of gold, aka, Hash bar tab will be paid for with our 1000¥ and goes until it’s gone! Drinks at the bar NOT guaranteed).
Small prizes for the Leprechauns, and first and second place teams. Make sure to check in when you find the Leprechauns and try to win your prize. Everyone drinks on the tab until it’s gone!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!
Invite your friends

Drinking Practice
Friday, February 16, 2024 - 8:00 PM

For those of us who have nothing to do tonight and are always thirsty for more. let's meet at Yokosuka Chuo for some drinking practice.
please RSVP in order to know if we have to wait for your ass or not

Yoko H3 Drinking Practice
Friday, February 9, 2024 - 7:00 PM

Yokosuka Chuo at 1900. Please let us know if you are coming so we can make reservations at an izakya.

Yoko-Yoko New Year's Hash
Friday, January 19, 2024 - 7:00 PM

Station :
Motomachi-Chūkagai (Minatomirai Line, ~ 8 minutes walk) /
Ishikawachō (JR Negishi Line, ~ 13 minutes walk)
Exit :
Motomachi (Exit 5) /
Motomachi South Exit for Nakamuragawa River
Venue : Every Which Way & Toblerbone's home
Hares: Every Which Way & Toblerbone
Theme : New Year
Dress code : New Year's worthy
Fee : ¥500
Notes : There will be Glühwein & snacks
Trail is A-to-A.
Bring a head- and/or flash light.
You can bring drinks or snacks if you want.

Christmas run (Santa's costume)
Friday, December 8, 2023 - 7:20 PM

venue kehinkyuko-hinode-cho station
hare, babydriver
run start point& baggage storage area
Fukutomachi Nishi Park
fee 500yen
A to A

The watchword is Thunderbird?

Yoko Friendsgiving Run
Friday, November 17, 2023 - 6:00 PM

Zushi Hayama Station - South Exit

Start is about a 10 minute walk from the station. Bring your favorite T-Day dish to share. Go on a short run, eat, drink and be hashers. ¥1000

October Hash - Late Night Double Feature Picture Show
Friday, October 13, 2023 - 7:00 PM

Hares: Jacking Dead, Waah Waah, Make It Stop
DETAILS: Trail begins at the Shioiri Keikyu Line station...plan is to have a "traditional Hallowe'en" movie, "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," after a mercifully-short trail. That means it's not a Waah Waah trail (Thank "G"!).
World Wide and Waah Waah's first floor will be available for beer storage (kitchen) and potty space.
REQUIREMENTS: Bring a folding chair and a sense of humor.
HASH CASH: 500¥ - or - two beverages - or - snacks to share with the kennel.

September Hash
Friday, September 15, 2023 - 7:00 PM

Venue: Shiyakushomae Park, Yokosuka Chuo
Date/Time: 15 Sep 2023, 19:00
Fee: ¥500
Hare: The Jacking Dead
What to bring: Flash Light

August Hash
Friday, August 25, 2023 - 7:00 PM

The month of August, we skip a trail and will directly go pub crawl / drinking practice / singing practice and are hoping to promote ourselves to the public. We may have Megan.
Location : Yokosuka Chuo, Shiyakushomae Koen
Time : 19:00
Hash Fee : 0, but BYOB for the start and yen for pub crawl
Dress Code : Hash Formal will be nice (Hash T-shirts, Happi Coat, any others if you have)

No Rest For The Foolish
Friday, July 21, 2023 - 7:00 PM

Trail is A-to-A, minimal (to non-existent) shiggy.
Bring a light, because you never know.
Bring a virgin, because they might want to.

Herpetologist’s pre pre Birthday Run!
Friday, June 23, 2023 - 7:00 PM

Venue: Nagaura 2-chome Park
Anjinzuka Station (Keikyu line)
Time: 19:00
Fee: ¥500
Hare: Herp & Gecko
Bring head lamp/ flash light / Virgins
If you don’t know what else to bring, hang your head in shame and ask your hash sponsor why they failed you

Code Poo’s Birthday Month Run
Friday, May 12, 2023 - 7:00 PM

Venue: Kanazawa Bunko
Time: 19:00
Fee: ¥500
Bring head lamp/ flash light

Piss-N-Boots "Last Stand" aka F*ck Off
Friday, April 7, 2023 - 7:00 PM

Venue: Shiori Station (Yokosuka)
Time: 1900
500 Yen
Bring a torch

St. Paddy’s Scavenger Hunt
Friday, March 17, 2023 - 7:00 PM

Some pesky leprechauns have stolen our gold!
Wear your best green, or prepare to be pinched! Costumes encouraged! ☘️☘️☘️
Bring gold (1000¥) -covers green beer, a tiny prize if you win, and a drink at the bar IF you find it in time
This is a scavenger, no trail! In full St. Patty’s fashion, we will be focused on DRINKING!
Be there by 7pm! We will circle up at the park with some green beer and draw teams/partners. Two lucky hashers will draw to be named Leprechauns for the night and given a pot of gold (bar cash) to go hide in a random bar of their choosing. They will have 30 minutes to plan and hide, and set up the bar tab. Then, they will post clues for us to find them. The harder the clues, the longer they drink on our tab!
-Everyone will partner up according to luck of the Irish (and the draw)
-Two lucky Leprechauns will steal our gold (cash) and have 30 minutes to hide in a bar
-After that, every 15 minutes the Leprechauns will post a clue on this page, hinting the location of our gold
-Every time you stop into any bar trying to find our pot of gold, you take a drink/shot *Bring extra money*
-Continue drinking and scavenging, with new clues every 15 minutes and a drink at every bar attempted on the way
The goal is to find the Leprechauns before the pot of gold runs out!! If you and your partner find the correct bar fast enough, congratulations, the bar tab is open! Hashers may order beer/chuhis on the tab until it runs out. Be quick and be smart, because the faster you find your gold, the more you can drink on our tab!
(Pot of gold, aka, Hash bar tab will be paid for with our 1000¥ and goes until it’s gone! Drinks at the bar not guaranteed)
Small (tiny) prizes for the Leprechauns, and first, second, and third place teams. Make sure to check in when you find the Leprechauns, so they know what order you found them in.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!
Invite your friends

February Hash
Friday, February 3, 2023 - 7:00 PM

Hare: Code Poo
Location: Horinouchi (Keikyu Line) Miharu Park about 10 minutes walk from station.
場所: 堀ノ内 (京急) - 三春公園 (駅から歩いて10分位)
Hash Cash : ¥500
What to bring (持ち物)
head lamp / flash light

Fxxkoff Hash Roose Rips
Friday, January 6, 2023 - 7:00 PM

A-B Jimmuji Station

Christmas Themed Trail
Friday, December 2, 2022 - 6:00 PM

Meeting at our usual spot…
Hare: The Jacking Dead
Location: Shiyakushomae Park

Fxxkoff Hash Whore With No Name and Semen Commander
Friday, November 4, 2022 - 7:00 PM

Hare: Whore With No Name
Location: Shiyakushomae Park

Oktoberfest trail
Friday, October 14, 2022 - 6:30 PM

Oktoberfest themed trail. Wear your lederhosen or drindel!
A to A
5 k
Hares: Semen Commander & Nuclear Pole Pleaser
Hash cash : ¥500
Bring your cranium lamp or flashlight

Otis Reading Birthday Hash
Friday, September 9, 2022 - 6:30 PM

Train is A to B
Distance is just over 5K
Hare is K-neked
Hash Cash is 500 Y
Bring cranium lights, flash lights or some kind of light to deal with the dark.

Yoko-Yoko H3 Friday Night Hash
Friday, August 12, 2022 - 6:30 PM

Park is 〒238-0013 Kanagawa, Yokosuka, Heiseicho, 3 Chome−3−23
Right next to AutoBasc

Summer Fun and Canadian send off
Sunday, July 10, 2022 - 2:00 PM

Save the date! July 10 at 2 pm
Send off for Safety Last and Whiplash
Shorter trail with beach party on after

Run #31: Roose Rips Hashy Beer Day
Thursday, June 2, 2022 - 6:30 PM

Please join in celebrating the hare's hashy beer day. Trail A to A. Meeting place is Shiyakushomae Park near Yokosuka-chuo station. Bring card or yen for multiple beer stops on trail. Hash Cash: 500 yen

Run #30 May the Fifth (be with you)
Thursday, May 5, 2022 - 6:30 PM

Yoko Yoko trail #30 A to A
Hare: Code Poo
What to bring:
Cranium lamp or flashlight
Sticks to break spider ? webs
Thirst for ?
Shiggy socks
¥500 hash cash See less

Run #29 National Beer Day
Thursday, April 7, 2022 - 6:30 PM

What better way to celibate National Beer Day then to Hash!! Its A to A, 3.69 miles, 3 beer/saki stops (yes I said 3). Buy in is 500 Yen. Hare is Whore With No Name, (I am looking for a bag watcher). It will be a little dark so bring cranium lamp or other night light devices.

#28 Welcome to Spring
Saturday, March 19, 2022 - 2:00 PM

Shioiri Station

Hare is Piss N Boots
A to B trail
Details to follow

All Clear*un
Monday, October 14, 2019 - 11:00 AM

Let's hair of the dog after typhoon drinking. Morning hash on a holiday after the typhoon passes us. Meet at the admiral statue.

Drinkers 1000 yen
Stationary livers 500 yen

To Be Fair*un
Friday, October 11, 2019 - 6:30 PM

Finally getting off of our asses from and we punted summer away. Let's show The Honch YYH3 is still alive.

Meet at Old Man Chu Hi near Shiori station. Grab a drink and then ON ON! Not a long grueling trail. Liver warm up.

Unhealthy Livers: 1000Yen
I'm trying my best Livers: 500yen

Running of the Pikachu*un
Saturday, August 10, 2019 - 11:00 AM

This is a projected charity event next year in Yokohama! Pikachu or any other Pokemon costumes are encouraged! 1000 Yen to run and all proceeds with go to a local animal charity. Suggestions for a local animal charity are welcomed. This event is set for 2019! This event is open to the public so hashers and non-hashers are welcomed!

#27 Rub My Aching Tomby Run
Sunday, June 9, 2019 - 12:00 AM

June 9th, 2019 Show 1400 Go @~1415
A *un!

A:A...or B... cum to trail to find out!I just hope Hayama H3 doesn't run all over everything I have planned.

How long?: Shit, Idk, 5 inches? Oh trail?! Idk I'll have to find out.

OMG This sounds awesome! How much?!: 1000 yen

What do I bring: New faces! Drinking vessel! Hiking shoes! Extra beer money!

On After?!: That place that will serve us lots of cheap beer!

#25 Disappointed Kitteh Run
Sunday, May 19, 2019 - 2:00 PM

The poor, poor, kitteh in the cover photo was disappointed he didn't get to see the hashers on trail so we're giving him another chance.

START: Taura Station
5-7 kilometers
1400 show,
1415 go

Yokosuka Line, Local

1000 yen
-Hiking shoes,
-bug spray depending how tasty you are
- camera for the beautiful sights your gracious, divine, hare has provided,
- livers,
-drinking vessel
-treetz fer kitteh

ON-AFTER: Yokosuka Brewing Company

Don't disappoint kitteh!

Y2H3 R*n #25: Friday Night Mountain Gardens Trail
Friday, May 3, 2019 - 6:30 PM

Friday! Friday! Friday!
A great live trail is ready for the people too far from Tokyo.
START: 1830 Taura Station, Take the Local Yokosuka line, jump out at the south exit.
REGO: 1000 Yen
TRAIL: A:B, ~5km, 1-2 drink checks, I'm working on a B-vehicle, but be prepared to have to carry your things with you.
THERE'LL BE: Plum wine drink checks,, awesome hash songs, a beautiful trail, bitchin' circle, sweetass on-after.
NEED/WANT: Flashlights, bug spray, hiking shoes, change of clothes, Suica card, vessel,
ON-AFTER: Yokosuka Brewing Co.

R*n 24: A Song of Hounds and Hares
Sunday, April 21, 2019 - 2:00 PM

Once again the Yoko-Yoko Hash takes to the Shiggy from the other side of the Kiekyu wall in deepest darkest Yokosuka. Just like Jon Snow you thought we were dead but here we are back again like a weird rash and there’s no topical ointment for us baby.

Join us as WesterBro from the world infamous Nola H3, Bearly Blue, takes us on a romp though Kurihama that promises be shittier than Daenerys drawers (srsly, read Dance of Dragons, RR Martin you nasty), filled with plot twists, unexpected delays, and probably the death of your favorite character (¯\_(ツ)_/¯). So save the date, hold the door, and have more fun than a well oiled midget.

Where: Kiekyu-Kurihama
When: 21APR 14:00
What: It’s a hash ya dummy
Who: You of Hash House, First of your Name, Breaker of Checks, Drinker of Beer.

What to bring:
-(Wear) White
-Drinking horn
-New Shoes
-Every fucking chicken in the room
-Hardback of “The Winds of Winter”
-Shame Bell
-Dink Peterlage
-Your lover who’s probably related to you in some creepy incestuous manner

Hope There Aint No Typhoon'un
Friday, August 3, 2018 - 6:00 PM

Time for another Yoko Yoko hash! Still near the Maborikaigan area because I'm haring and I want to stumble home without getting lost. Hopefully the Haberdashery arrives before the hash, bring dollars or yen for hash gear. 1000 yen hashing fee.

Mabori Hunky Dori Kaigan un
Friday, July 13, 2018 - 6:00 PM

Back by popular demand, and well I canceled the hash a few weeks ago because I can. This hash isn't going to die until you pry the 2 centimeter knub of chalk from my chalky hands. Look for the chalk Y2H3 leading to the meet point. Need a beer meister or at least someone willing to help with their vehicle. 1000 yen is the fee and there will be snacks! Because no one at them last time. On On!

Y2H3 R*n #24: Fukkauwharl anna Fukkaudawfeen
Friday, June 8, 2018 - 6:30 PM

In celebration of World Ocean Day we run and drink by the water. This run is A-B and might have shiggy. There will be snacks, because no one ate the snacks at the last hash. Fukkaudolphinfukkauwhale.

Y2H3 R*n 23: May The Schwartz Be With You
Friday, May 4, 2018 - 12:00 AM


.....A long time ago at a train station far far away from Tokyo...

Shiggy, beer, shenanigans, a Jedi craves not these things....which is why we are Hashers. Yoko-Yoko is going from suck to blow this Friday to Kanto‘s very own wretched hive of scum and villainy Yokosuka Chuo for what is sure to be more fun than a washer machine full of porgs!

Join us in welcoming Rota Hashers Earnest Whoreingway and Footnote as they take us in a misguided misadventure (they cancelled each other out, right?) though the wilds of Yokosuka in under 12 parsecs.

May the 4th be with you but beware The Revenge of the 5th.

Who: you, you big hairy oaf
Where: Yokosuka Chuo sta
When: 4 May, 1800
What (to bring):
1000yens (or slightly used Astro mech)
Cranial illumination
New shoes
Collectors edition VHS of Episode 1
All of your dolls
...even the ones you still won’t open
Fan boys
Fan girls
Inappropriate Star Trek memorabilia

Y2H3 R*n 22: "Didn't We Just Do This BS Like Last Month?"
Friday, July 28, 2017 - 7:30 PM

Things are getting sticky and gross and you probably have to change your draws at least once a day. Must mean it's that time of the month again when the Yoko-Yoko hash takes to the shiggy for a late July edition of the Hash! Thrill as Gerbil Stuffer and Buster Muffin make an amazing .500 hareing average wending their way through the wilds of Kinugasa!

What: Its a hash
Who: youuuuu
Where: Kinugasa sta
When: Friday the 28th
What to bring:
Cranial illumination
Bag (a-b trail)
Your collection of Taylor Swift breakup fanfic
PVC tubing
An open mind

Y2H3 R*n 21: Not dead yet
Friday, June 23, 2017 - 7:00 PM

Hoopla! Hoopla! The Yoko-Yoko Hash House Harriers take to the shiggy once more from the vantage of deepest, darkest, moistest Uraga! Believe it or go fuck & scratch yourselves!

Just when you thought we were dead, Deep Dickenson has us rocketing from the crypt for a classical Friday night rendition of the Mira Peninsula's premier "who gives a fuck" hash.

Who: Deep Dickenson and you
What: it's a hash, dummy
When: Friday 23Jun 1930
Where: Uraga station (Kiekyu line)
WHow: any way you can hombre

What to bring:
1000 ¥ens
Cranial illumination
New shoes (aka vessel)
Doggy treats

Y2H3 R*n #20: World Class Wieners
Saturday, April 9, 2016 - 2:00 PM

In a drunken haze SaseBro's Suck My Gumballs and Trash Impactor have generously offered to hare! Even more astonishingly the have further offered to let the hash eat all their food and break all their shit!

Come and join us on the 10th as Kanto's premier (i.e. Only) Sasebo hashers take us on a magical adventure though the wilds of Zushi and then fire up the BBQ for a cook out.

Where: Jimmuji
When: 1400
Cost: 1000 yens
Who: Jonah Hill

What to bring:
-Vessel for drinking
-New shoes
-Not meat
-Things suitable for burning
-Thing questionable for burning
-Things that should, under no circumstances, be burnt
-Original pressing of Frank Zappa's "Burnt Weeny Sandwich"

Y2H3 R*n #19 Barley Legal
Sunday, October 4, 2015 - 2:00 PM

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! COME ONE! COME ALL! JUST CLEAN UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE. That’s right, you heard right, Yoko-Yoko takes to the shrubbery for an early fall edition of yet another shitty trail. Come and join "I'd Buy That for A Dollar" and" Personal Floating Double Devices" on a magical journey though angry farmers back yards, flower gardens, and the nether regions Japans most lovable harbinger of radioactive destruction.

Where: Kiekyu Kurihama
When: 1400
Cost: 1000 yens
Who: That guy

What to bring:
Vessel for drinking
New shoes
Rubber Monster suit
VHS copy of Godzilla (1998)
All the Shobijin you can stuff in a bento
All the bentos you can stuff into a Shobijin

Y2H3 R*n #18 "Aint nobody got time for that."
Saturday, May 23, 2015 - 2:00 PM

Don't feel like running the hashathon with Samurai? 42km sound like a good idea? Fuck that on a stick with sauce.

Put your drinking shoes on and come on out to Kamakura for a rare Saturday run and let Bi Curious George show you a good time for twice what he normally charges, 1/10th the trail, and probably as many beer checks as the leading brand Hash.

Trail is set! East exit of Kamakura Station. Bring friends, bring virgins! Wear something military related to honor Memorial Day! OnOn!

Where: Kamakura Sta (east exit)
When: 1400
Cost: 1000¥
Who: Not them
What to bring:
Vessel for drinking
Something military related
Yellow Hat
Frosted luck charms
Football pumps
Lame jokes about Tom Brady
Lame excuses for your team

Y2H3 R*n #17 "Crappy Birthday to Poo"
Friday, May 15, 2015 - 7:00 PM

Come one, come all, come often, just clean up after yourself you filthy animal. Join us this Friday in wishing our favorite tooth fairy, Code Poo a happy birthday with a merry romp through the gem of the Kanto plains, your home town, my home town, Yokosuka Japan as lead by Code Poo and the Rustiest of Balls.

Where: Yokosuka Chuo
When: 1900
Cost: 1000¥
Who: You...no not you, You.
What to bring:
Cranial illumination
Vessel for drinking
New shoes
Kids shoes
Dental records
Led Zeppelin records
Led Zeppelin's dental records

Y2H3 R*n #16 Hinodecho 2, Electric Boogaloo
Sunday, March 22, 2015 - 2:00 PM

After a bit of pucker factor with the original hares needing to cancel, I am pleased to inform you Mine My Manko has stepped up to the plate.

For those going to Samurai the day before, I swear (a lot) that this is a different trail. Whether you are fresh off Saturday's hash or feel guilty for doing. Itching all Saturday I have been promised that all expectations for this trail will be broken, I'm not quite sure how it can possibly suck that bad but I'm sure the hare will try.

Where: Hinodecho Station
When: 22 Mar (Sunday)
Cost: 1000¥
What to bring:
New shoes
Rain gear
Your ex
Your future ex
A boom box
The Sugerhill Gang Complete Anthology

Drinking Practice
Friday, February 13, 2015 - 7:00 PM

Because Beer. Not to mention we havent gotten together in a dogs age. Come on out next Friday! Location will Bashamichi Taproom and trail will be marked from Hinodecho station on the Keikyu line.

Y2H3 R*n #15: I'm taking my football, my Wife, and my RA and I'm going to Europe. So fuck you you fucking fucks.
Friday, July 25, 2014 - 3:00 PM

Short notice but if you are gonna be there you probably already know.

Time: After TDH3. Watch this space for deets. Guessing about 3.

Start: L'Omnibus, Rue du Progrès, 1210 Saint-Josse-ten-Noode (a few blocks from the Brussels-Noord station

Finish: Tour & Taxis, for the shitshow we've all been waiting for!

Details: Knitta and Pugwash were dumb enough to get married ten years ago...sounds like a reasonable excuse for a shitty trail! Wear the hash regalia you brought for the Friday party, your wedding best or your bachelor party worst! We're going to bar crawl to the venue.

Hash cash: None, it's bring your own bar money. There will be places to buy food along the way, or at least that's what Yelp tells us.

Y2H3 R*n #14: Sloppy Seconds; Y2H3 does SD again
Friday, June 27, 2014 - 7:00 PM

Where does the time go? It seems like it was only yesterday warm jackets and spider free trails were de rigueur but alas all thing must pass as the balmy kiss of spring gives way to the stifling slider infested hole of summer.....

Whoops, accidentally posted my invite to the Yokosuka Spider Fanciers Society.

Come on out to the Hash! Continuing in the string of SD Hasher couples as hares, Husband/Wife duo of Coitus Interuptus and Flute'n Mien Boot'n inviting you to join them on on a magical romp though the mostly spider free fjords of Zushi.


When: 1900
Where: Zushi station
Cost: 1000¥
Why: I'm getting tired of your asshole questions...

What to bring.

Cranial illumination
Scary tattoos
Scary spider tattoos
Scary spiders with tattoos
Cranial illumination

Y2H3 does SDH3
Friday, May 30, 2014 - 7:00 PM

Friday, May 30 at 7:00pm
Jimmuji Station

What do you get when you have 2 Y2H3 flounders who are long time San Diego Hashers???? A great trail, a virgin co-hare, a jello shooter check, snacks, beer and din din.....and a covered ending!! On On On will be at Club Takamyia.
Last chance for us Government peeps to bring a guest on the base without a bunch of paperwork.
We'll have hashers at the Jimmuji gate for non Government hashers to get through the gate, please be sure to bring your ID.
HARES; Pain in the Boner, Sheep Sex & Just Travis

Y2H3 R*n #12: Having a ball
Friday, April 25, 2014 - 7:00 PM

It's that time of the month again. The time where you end up bloody, an emotional wreck and slightly bloated. You guessed it, it is time for another Yoko-Yoko hash!

This Friday's dirty dozen edition of Y2H3 will see us on and old trail you have never seen through deepest darkest Taura courtesy of the two and only Rusty Balls.

What to bring:

Cranial illumination
New shoes
Leather jacket
The Idol
Cool whip
Licorice whip
7" ep of Devo's "Whip it"
Miracle whip

25Apr 1900

Kiekyu Taura

Post modern enui

Y2H3 R*n #11: Onsie Funsie!
Friday, March 21, 2014 - 7:00 PM

Spring is in the air! The days are starting to get longer, the chill of winter is lessening its grip while the terror of summer clothes revealing your pasty post hibernation body tightens it's own.....ahh the glorious cycle of nature!

No need to be scared. Cover it up and come on out and get a bit of old fashion exercise without judgment (or standards)! Whether that bod is still under renovation, or just awaiting a grand unveiling in more temperate climes, grab your favorite onsie and join us for the 11teenth running of the Yoko-Yoko Hash House Harriers!

Hare: Dinky Kong
Where: Kenritsu Daigaku Sta (one local south of Yokosuka Chuo)
When: 19:00 21Mar
Cost: 1000¥
Why: Because we like you...like an uncomfortable uncle

What to bring

Your favorite onsie, union suit, kigurumi, ect
Cranial Illumination
New shoes
Old shoes
Weird shoes
Weird uncles
Virgin uncles
Plausible deniability
Undeniable implausibility

Y2H3 R*n #10 - I Wanna Dip My Balls In It!
Friday, February 7, 2014 - 7:00 PM

Wankers and Bimbos, it is my dubious pleasure to invite you to the 10th running of the Yoko-Yoko Hash! We are now into the double digits which means that a whole lot of you really should be rethinking how you spend your Friday nights. This edition will see us tromping around the hinterlands of the Taura area. Our Hares, Rusty Balls and Benchy Wenchy promise to fulfill all of your deepest desires and wildest dreams (providing those deepest desires are 1. sh*tty beer, 2. shiggy, and 3. hills). Rumor has it that an on after party in a warm location has been arranged! So come on out, it is not like you have anything else going on.

What to bring:
1000¥ trail fee
A vessel
3500¥ if you plan on getting your grub & drank on for 1 1/2 hours
A Vessel
Cranial illumination
A Vessel
All of your shoes
Broncos Superbowl Champion T-shirts
Restraining orders
and a vessel

WHERE: Kiekyu Taura
WHEN: Friday, Febturday 7th @ 1900
WHY: Because we love you....like an Uncle.

Y2H3 R*n #9...#9...#9...#9...#9
Friday, January 24, 2014 - 7:00 PM

Hope you all have had ample time to recover from the holidays because it is time to get at least one more use out of those running shoes before you blow off that New Years resolution to run more. That's right Bimbos and Wankers, Friday is coming and Friday is a hashing day!

A new year, a new trail, a new set of hares (and probably some old snacks). This edition sees us graced with the talents of one of Kanto's most prolific hares, Straight outta Yongsan; Kum Zero and his lovely (virginal) assistant Code Poo!

I have been assured that trail will be super Shiggy (or was that super Sh*tty?) with only minimal forced labor and mine fields. So come one and come all and join us for an evening frolic though the wilds of Kamakura!

What to bring:
Cranial illumination (no foolin!)
New Shoes
Kim Chi
Favorite record by Psy
Picture of Dear Leader
Pack of starving dogs
Relative you wish to dispose of

WHERE: Wadazuka Station (Enoden Line) 5 min wal (15-20 min walk from Kamakura Station but no chalk from there.) Kamakura Seaside Park 鎌倉海浜公園 (35.309868, 139.543839)
WHEN: Friday, Januray 24th @ 1900
WHY: Juche demands it.

Y2H3 Hashmas Bonerkai Party!
Friday, December 27, 2013 - 6:00 PM

Y2H3 Hashmas Bonerkai Party!!

Friday, December 27th, sometime around 1800

Where to meet:
Buoy’s House!
Keikyu Line, Nokendai Station
5 Chome-10-10 Nōkendai, Kanazawa-ku, Yokohama-shi, Kanagawa-ken

2 Cans of food, bring your own booze.

Oh Cum all ye faithful to the first annual Yoko Yoko H3 Hashmas Bonerkai Party! We’re drunks, so we’re combining the two holidays into one big beer guzzling fun fest!

In the spirit of giving, this will be a canned food drive as well. Price of admission to the party will be two cans of food. Everything we collect will be donated to local charities for people in need.

I’ll be stocking up my bar with alcohols, and cooking assorted meats on the grill, but I know how much you drunks can drink, so please bring extra booze to share. And if you want to bring some kind of food dish, I’m sure we’ll all be happy to eat it!

I’ve got plenty of space for people to crash for the night, so come on over and get drunk with me!

There is no official run, but I do have flour in my kitchen and have been known to spontaneous hare trails whilst intoxicated, so you never know…

Hope to see you all!

Y2H3 R*n #8 - Wreck the Halls
Friday, December 13, 2013 - 7:00 PM

Month: December, Year: 2013, Day: FRIDAY THE 13TH (ch ch ch ah ah ah)
Hares off at 1900

Where to meet:
JR Zushi Station

Price: 1000 Yen

Your hares will be: Spunky the Alter Boy, Uncomfortably Thumbed

What to bring:
Dry cloths
Santa Hat
A beer receptacle
Favorite Friday the 13th Episode
Shiggy gear
Rubber Ducky
new shoes
Goalie Mask

“Christmas Christmas time is here, Time for toys and time for beer!”

That’s right, it’s Christmas time! Lets get drunk and run around in Santa Hats!

This next r*n will be a jingle bell/hoiday themed run. So dress up like your favorite elf, reindeer, a menorah, or any other non-denominational holiday theme! Do scientologists celebrate Christmas? I Dunno.

Also, the date happens the be the 13th, and the day of week happens to be Friday, so if you don’t feel like getting all Christmassy, put on your favorite goalie mask, grab your machete and spend the hash walking very slowly, yet somehow always being right behind the FRB’s.

See you there!

Y2H3 R*n #007 - License to Ill
Friday, November 29, 2013 - 7:00 PM

***British MI6.9 provided hare: ID ***

*** Licence to Flour***

***Clearance level "Mismanaged"***

***Standby for further instruction (location subject to minor change)***

Bimbos and Wankers, it is with great reservation and trepidation that I invite you to the 6.9th running of the Yoko-Yoko Hash House Harriers! At great expense we have a specially imported mystery hare and he will need to get a trail laid before he is deported back to the UK.

Departing a bit from the norm we return to he scene of the crime and find ourselves farther afield and pavement pounding in wilds of deepest darkest concrete jungles of Hinodecho. Leave the Cranial illumination at home and dress as your favorite Bond character/Spy.

1000yen in unmarked bills
Walther PP9
Bad European accent
Cyanide Tablet
Secret Documents
Doomsday Device
New Shoes
ur mom

Movember Charity Pubcrawl (spider free!)
Friday, November 22, 2013 - 6:00 PM

Once again, it is that time of year where men all over the world start sporting fuzzy little lip sweaters to combat butt and nard cancer. Yoko-Yoko H3 would like to invite you to a night you may not remember. The 1st Analual Charity Pubcrawl! Come with Capt Pugwash on a guided tour though the best darn beer city in Japan. Outside of great beer, there will also be swag from local and not so local kennels as well as some of our participating bars to be raffled off along the way.

Cost: 1500yen donation (gets you 3 raffle tickets)

What to bring:
Drinking shoes
Yen for boozing
A thirst for beer

The 6th Running of the Yoko-Yoko Hash House Harriers
Friday, November 15, 2013 - 7:00 PM

Weeeeeeee'rrree baaaaaaacck!

That's right ya bunch of wankers and bimbos, It's almost Friday, and you know what that means... Well, at least you know what that means every other Friday ...anyways... Y2H3 time! yayyyy!

While last week's costume run was fun, running through the nicely lit city just isn't my thing, so I'm thinking we go into the woods this time.

...the deep...dark...woods... muahahahahaha!

November 15th, 2013
Hares off at 1900

Where to meet:
JR Taura Station. This is not the same as Keikyu Taura. You want the JR line.

Price: 1000 Yen

Your hares will be: I F*ck Little Buoys, and anyone other people I can con into helping me last minute.

What to bring:
Dry cloths
A beer receptacle
Shiggy gear
Rubber Ducky
new shoes

...did I mention bring a headlamp?

So, like, you should like, totally come out n' stuff. It's like gonna be soooo super fun, like oh my god!

The 1st Analual Yoko-Yoko H3 Halloween Run Extravaganza!
Friday, November 1, 2013 - 7:00 PM

Halloween! It's costume time mother truckers! This is going to be a costume run, so wear one, or else!

This is going to be a little bit different than your everyday Y2H3 run. We'll be keeping it urban this time and doing a bar crawl type run through Yokosuka. Don't worry, we'll make sure you get your run on, ya buncha race-ists, but you don't need to be worried about having to run 5 miles through shiggy and water in your pretty little outfit. This is going to be a fun run through town that will leave you drunk and satisfied, guaranteed or your money back. Well, we don't actually do refunds, but maybe Captain Pugwash will give you an HJ if you ask nicely...

Friday November 1st, 2013
Hares off at 1900

Where to meet:
Verny Park in Yokosuka. Closest station is JR Yokosuka, but it's only about a 5 minute walk from Shiori Station on the Keikyu Line as well. We'll mark trail from both stations because we're cool like that.

Price: 1000 Yen

Your hares will be: NFN Travis, I F*ck Little Buoys, and maybe a few evil spooky mystery hares. Muahahahaha!

What to bring:
Costume!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doesn't even have to be crazy and elaborate, but if you show up in just running gear and go "omg i like totally forgot it was halloween, woopsies hehe" I'm go to be disappointed. And You won't like me when I'm disappointed...!

Money for beers at bars.

You know what, I don't even think you need a headlight on this run. How's that for crazy?

Y2H3 R*n #4: Now with 50% moar Spiders!
Friday, October 18, 2013 - 7:30 PM

18 October. hares away 1930 Hasher Standard Time.

1000JPY, self respect, dignity.

Bimbos and Wankers, you are cordially invited to the 4th stumbling of the Yoko-Yoko Hash House Harriers. Our illustrious GM has returned from the wilds of Seattle and has suckered NFHN Tom into coharing a trail! Come Join Tom on his Virgin Hare!

Jimmuji station platform. All the way at the end farthest from the gate.

Things to bring:

Cranial light
New shoes
Spider stick
Spider face
Spider repellent
Spider propellant
Amazing Spiderman issue 69

Y2H3 R*n #3 - Hot For Teacher!
Friday, October 4, 2013 - 7:00 PM


October 4th, 2013
Hares off at 1900

Where to meet:
Go out Zushi Station East Exit to bus stand #2 and take any bus except #2. It's about a 20 minute ride to Chojyagasaki where the road comes to a point and the ocean will open up on your right side.

Sounds confusing, but it’s really easy. And come on, what school teacher themed hash would be complete without a bus ride!??

Price: 1000 Yen

Your hares will be: Uncomfortably Thumbed, The newly named “Mistress Bluetang”, and me! I F*ck Little Buoys!

What to bring:
Dry cloths
A vessel - if you don't know what this is, it's something to drink beer out of
Shiggy gear
new shoes
A pencil
Japanese Schoolgirl outfit
Trapper Keeper Binder
Your most embarrassing school memory
David Lee Roth Hot for Teacher Suit
An apple
Hall pass
Your favorite schoolhouse rock song
Other hilarious teacher related things that I can’t think of right now (I’m drunk)

That’s right wankers, It’s Hot for Teacher Time. This trail is being haired by members of the so called “Teachers Union”, so the theme is all things schoolhouse.

Caution Statement: There will be water on this trail, and your precious little toesie-wosies will get wet. And other parts too depending on if you play your cards right…if ya know what I’m sayin! So like, plan for that, and stuff.

As always, BRING A HEADLAMP. Otherwise you’re going to get lost and probably eaten by rabid zombie tanukis with a taste for human flesh.

See ya there!

Y2H3 Choir Practice!
Friday, September 13, 2013 - 7:00 PM

By popular demand, we will be holding choir practice next Friday the 13th (oh nos!) at the Bashamichi Taproom in Yokohama. Starting at 1900. Cum on out and learn all the silly offensive songs you hear at our hash!

The Taproom has fantastic food and beer, so it's sure to be good times!

Afterwards I'm sure there will be a pup crawl of sorts. So bring your drinkin pants! Or no pants at all, that's cool too.

The 2nd R*nning of the Yoko-Yoko Hash House Harriers
Friday, September 6, 2013 - 7:00 PM

September 6th, 2013
Hares off at 1900

Where to meet:
Nokendai Station. Keikyu Line

Price: 1000 Yen

Your hares will be: I F*ck Little Buoys, and maybe a few friends

What to bring:
A vessel - if you don't know what this is, it's something to drink beer out of
Shiggy gear
new shoes
you sister
your sister's best friend

This is the second running of the sh*t show that is Y2H3. Starting near Nokendai station and finishing wherever the hell I want. As always, bring a headlamp!!

The F*rst Ever R*nning of the Yoko-Yoko Hash House Harriers!
Friday, August 23, 2013 - 7:00 PM

August 23rd, 2013
Hares off at 1900

Where to meet:
Anjinzuka Station. Keikyu Line

Price: 1000 Yen

Your hares will be: Captain Pugwash

What to bring:
A vessel
A vessel
Shiggy gear
Low Expectations and lower Inhibitions

Wankers and Bimbos, c*m one, c*m all to the first ever running of the Yoko-Yoko Hash House Harriers! This is the hash your mother warned you about. New songs, new traditions, new newness!

C*m be a part of this historical running of historic historicalness!